American Idol
Posted by Paul on 25th February 2008
I’m watching Idol again this year. Now that I’ve become a fan of the show, I’m kind of hooked.
I was going to do a rundown of this past week’s show, but didn’t take any notes, so I guess that’s out. Instead, I’ll just say that the fans got most of the picks right for who had to go. That Colton kid… he looks like a train wreck waiting to happen, actually. Good thing he’s gone, but I bet the Idol producers are nervous about him being the first one to commit suicide after being booted from the show.
The other guy to get booted in the first week of the “Top 24″ eliminations was Garrett. Definitely a good choice; I can’t believe they let him get as far as they did, except that he *does* have a nice voice. Thing is that he’s got zero star quality whatsoever.
As for the gals, they were part right and part wrong. Amy shouldn’t have been booted; not only does she have a decent voice, but to be honest she’s got a pretty nice rack. I would have kept her for at least another week, just to check her chest out see if she could do a better job picking and singing a song.
Joanne, on the other hand, was a good choice for elimination. This season, for whatever reason, the producers didn’t put through very many big black women singers with those awesome big soul voices. Last year, it was cool, because we had both Lakisha and Melinda make it into the Top 12, and they could both really SING. Of course, I’m a bit partial to the blues and soul, so maybe it’s not really racism that’s driving the producers; after all, they do have to try and find artists that are going to have a career.
They would have been totally lost as to what to do if Melinda had won last year (which she should have, if it were strictly a singing competition). I can’t imagine anyone under the age of 16 buying a record of hers.
Anyway, this season, no black chicks with big pipes. Joanne was a “plus sized model” and a pretty gal, but to be honest I didn’t think she was much of a singer compared with many on the show now or from seasons past. She did a bad job with her song and is now gone.
Who should get whacked next week? Well… from what I’ve seen in the previous shows to now, I’d knock out Luke and Chikeze. Luke looks really good in still photos, and that’s about all he’s got going for him; he’s got a rather high tenor voice and I don’t think he’s very good. Chikeze actually has kind of a cool voice at times, but the pressure is eating him up. Going to the big stage for the Top 12 would just kill him, and he doesn’t have much else to make him interesting (although he’s got kind of a cool/weird name).
For the gals, I’d boot Brooke and Kady. Brooke was born about 35 years too late; she’s like some kind of late 60’s, early 70’s hippie girl, in both her voice and whole persona. Blech. And Kady is one of those kinda-hot-for-now Texas bimbo girls that looks like in 15 years she’s going to weigh about 40 pounds more, have a rapidly growing alcohol problem, angry at her husband who’s cheating on her and one of those psycho moms who spikes her daughter’s cheerleading rivals cookies with rat poison.
Yeah, I don’t like her much. Can you tell?
Early favorites for this year: Michael, of course. He’s got an awesome Aussie accent, a hot wife, and can really sing. Syesha has looks and a really open, unaffected personality working for her, plus she’s got some pipes, too. I think they’re my favorites and also currently moving towards frontrunner status.
Don’t worry, I’ll return to the usual blend of life, politics and random musings.
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