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Don’t be that guy…

Posted by Paul on 30th July 2009

Life in the city. I was walking out the front door to go meet Ginger at the International District station of the bus tunnel; she was coming home from work and it was kind of late. There’d been a Mariners game in the evening, so lots of people in our neighborhood.

As I came out, I saw this guy:

Yikes!  Lots of blood...

Yikes! Lots of blood...

Holy smokes. As I came walking up, I could see his pant leg was completely soaked with blood. There was blood all over the sidewalk, too. He was out with three buddies; one of them was just pushing up the pant leg as I came to them and blood was GUSHING out of the slash in his leg. One guy just about passed out.

I told them to hang loose, that I’d run and get a towel, and to figure out how to get this dude to the hospital. I ran upstairs, snagged an old bath towel for him to sit on if they took their car or a taxi (just what ever taxi driver wants, I’m sure- a dude bleeding all over) and a hand towel to use on the leg.

By the time I got back down there they’d slowed/stopped the bleeding for the most part, using a bunch of napkins and paper hand towels that passers-by had (like I said, this was as the ballgame was letting out, so lots of people with food were coming by). I wrapped the hand towel around his leg and apologized, then cranked the duct tape on there to hold it.

My first aid job

My first aid job

You can see I’ve got a career ahead of me as a medic!

Anyway, while they were waiting for this dude’s sister (a nurse, not that she was going to do anything- she took him to the hospital) to pick him up, I got the story: Just drunk.

Seriously, they were at the ballgame, one guy is getting married so it’s kind of a bachelor party. The drunk dude starts kind of screwing off and running up the street, falls, and gets the worst cut/gash on his leg EVER from a plain old concrete sidewalk.

Anyway, since he was so drunk all they were going to be able to use on him would be a local anesthetic. I’m sure that somewhere in the Puget Sound area, there’s a redheaded guy with an incredibly sore leg. Hope it doesn’t get infected.

The moral of this story is… don’t be that guy! Getting drunk is one thing, getting stupid is another, but mix the two and you win a trip to the hospital, plus a nasty scar over your knee!

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So hot!

Posted by Paul on 29th July 2009

It hit 103 in Seattle today.

(No, this isn’t going to be a global warming or climate change post… although I would like everyone to remember today when it’s winter and someone somewhere has a monster cold spell and maybe sets a record low and people say “gosh, that global warming stuff is a load of bullshit!”

The point is that you can’t look at the occasional extremes; today’s 103, a new record in Seattle, isn’t any more “proof” that global warming is real- but those super-duper cold days aren’t proof that it ISN’T real, either. You can’t take either one; they’re both outliers, extremes, and instead you have to take the overall trends and averages… which are all trending up, up, up.)

103 is hot. I don’t care who you are, where you are- that’s hot. It’s not Phoenix-hot; when I was down there for college at Arizona State University, I arrived at around midnight and had to walk from one end of campus to the other (Manzanita Hall to Saguaro Hall, which was south of Apache Blvd). It was about 95. In the daytime, it was routinely in the 110-120 range.

But 103 is hot. Yeah, humans can take it; we sweat more, but we can take it… but it helps a lot to be acclimated to it.

And let me tell you- no acclimation to that in Seattle! The humidity isn’t as bad as some places, like the Midwest or sweltering South, but again, same deal- acclimation.

Many people here in the Pacific NW have been bitching about the heat, and our friends and family around the nation in places where it gets hot regularly are mocking us… but they forget that we’re not acclimated. It does make a big difference, as this Seattle Times article points out:

“When you haven’t acclimated, you get this general discomfort,” Sawka said. “Your skin is wet and hot, your cardiovascular system is strained and maybe you didn’t drink as much water as you should, so you’re dehydrated, too.”

Folks who are acclimated to heat start sweating sooner and perspire more. The sweat is more diluted, so the body doesn’t lose precious salt. The process is better paced, so the sweat evaporates quickly. “People in places like Phoenix will say: ‘I hardly sweat at all,’ ” Sawka said. “They’re actually sweating a lot, but they don’t notice because their skin stays dry.”

Compared with a Seattleite, an acclimatized person in Houston and other steamy climes also has a heart that pumps more effectively and doesn’t beat as fast when the mercury soars.

Almost everyone — including the most shade-loving Northwesterner — has some ability to acclimate to heat. But a few people claim they never get used to it, and they could have a point.

It’s likely that folks who spend their early years in a warm climate are somehow primed to better shrug off the heat, Sawka said. One Army analysis found that recruits from northern states are more likely to get sick from the heat than those from the South. Another study found that people born in hot places had more sweat glands than people born in cool places.

Some people, especially the elderly, find it harder to shed heat because of heart problems, sickness, or the side effects of medication. Recent research suggests people suffering from infections might be more susceptible to heat. Others are handicapped by girth. “Those of us who are pleasantly plump have a layer of insulation that interferes with eliminating heat,” Sonna said.

Although people adapt to heat better than to cold, high temperatures can kill. A 2008 study found heat waves are the leading cause of death from natural disasters in the United States.

It’s only been 100 a few other times in Seattle. I remember one time, 15 years ago; July 20, 1994. I remember it very distinctly because on that day, when it finally broke into triple digits in Seattle, I was… skiing. Snowskiing.

Seriously. My girlfriend Paula and I had only been living together for a few months at this point, and we made a summertime run up to Whistler to ski on the Blackcomb Glacier. The day it hit 100 in Seattle, I was sharing a t-bar with Donna Weinbrecht, who was a super-duper-stud mogul skier (she had just come off winning gold medals in the Albertville, France 1992 Winter Olympics).

We came back to our place in Auburn to find all my fish dead or dying. They were tropical fish but weren’t acclimated, and their water got just too darned hot.

It’s been quite a day with that heat. Airplanes don’t climb as fast, although the performance differences aren’t as distinct with modern jets (think 737-800s versus old 727s). Animals overheat- acclimation again, though, because I saw golden retrievers walking around Victoria Peak in Hong Kong in sweltering weather that would put Indiana the Wonder Dog into heatstroke. People are even at risk for dying- heat waves kill more people than any other natural disaster in the United States according to some studies.

So folks, take heed- get inside an air conditioned place, stay cool, drink MORE water, and try to beat the heat. I know it’s tough to find AC sometimes- I read that less than 15% of the homes in this area are air conditioned. Go to a restaurant or bar or go see a movie- that’s good for a couple hours out of the heat!

Good news is that our normal, much more pleasant Seattle weather should be back within a few days.

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Hope you’re ready to barf.

Posted by Paul on 25th July 2009

Word today from the CDC is that up to 40% of Americans might wind up catching the swine flu this upcoming flu season, and as many as several hundred thousand might die.

A guy at work had the swine flu run through his entire family; he’s got like 4 or 5 kids and they each got it. Fortunately, it was staggered out a bit, with a “patient zero” in the household (his oldest who got it at high school) and then the kids kind of took turns getting it. I think even he and his wife had it, but (again luckily) not at the same time.

Well, the good news is that if we all get it at work in the fall, he’ll be more or less immune and should be able to cover for us!

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Is Barack Obama an American?

Posted by Paul on 24th July 2009

You’d think that since he’s been a US Senator, won an election, and has been… you know… President of the United States for six months or so now that we’d have a handle on whether or not this Obama guy was an American.

Sadly, there are a significant number of people who are apparently so upset at the notion of a Democratic/liberal/cool/popular/black President that they just can’t handle the idea that there might be Americans like that. (Or any combination of those various labels.)

Now here’s the thing about this whole group that claims that Obama was born on foreign soil… they’ve got zero evidence. I mean, truly, they’ve got nothing.

Oh, I know, I know… some guy claims to have a transcript of a phone call to Obama’s grandma or something. That’s a joke- when you read about that whole thing, it falls apart almost immediately. She doesn’t speak English. She speaks Luo. The translator that the guy had on her end didn’t speak Luo, he spoke Swahili.

Um, what? Why have a translator who doesn’t speak Luo? Well, Granny Obama speaks a little Swahili, so it’ll have to do.

When asked where Obama is from, she supposedly says “he’s from here.” But in that culture, you’re from your family’s home VILLAGE- even if you were born somewhere else. When actually asked if he was born in Africa, she says “no, Hawaii.” Plus the affidavit from the guy doesn’t have the full transcript (the bit about her saying Hawaii was cut out- big surprise) and so forth.

So what evidence is there that he was born in Hawaii? Well, there’s the birth certificate, issued by the state of Hawaii. (That’s usually a pretty obvious one.) There’s also birth announcements in TWO different Hawaiian newspapers published right after Obama’s birthday.

And here’s where the whole thing really falls apart. If Obama were really born in Africa, why would they have lied about it? Because they knew, 40+ years ago, that this little half-white half-black baby was going to go on to become President of the United States? Seriously?

I mean, in 1961, black folks couldn’t effectively VOTE in many southern states. The United States was an entirely different place then. And out of all the people in the world, somehow these folks decided to fake their child’s birth from Africa to Hawaii? Why, exactly?

It’s a crock. It’s merely an excuse for hyper, panicky people to rant that Obama isn’t really an American.

Whether you’re conservative or liberal, ask yourself this: Why are these people so adamant about it? Why do they ignore the most basic of evidence? What makes them so crazy?

Jon Stewart pretty much dismantles these folks (as he usually does)….

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
The Born Identity
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